Monthly Archives: March 2017

Married and Harried

Today’s installment in my Chuckle Control category needs a little explanation.  When I wrote the first one, while living in Northern California, the jokes came about as a sort of push back on the repeated climate control related weather warnings we experienced.  I figured, there had to be something funny about the situation and the series was born.

Well now we’ve moved to a small town in Eastern Washington and don’t hear as much about air quality as we did in the San Francisco Bay Area.  But as our new state has it’s own air monitoring service and since I don’t want to stop writing the jokes, I’m going to keep shooting them into the air.

This newly wedded couple returned from their honeymoon to their small home in Spokane, prepared and enjoyed  a delicious dinner, then headed straight to the bedroom and ended up delightfully asleep in each other’s arms.  In what seemed like just moments, they woke to face their first work day as Mr. & Mrs.  She finished her shower and was grabbing a brush and blow dryer just as he walked in with the first bad news of their marriage.  “Honey, you’re going to have to let those beautiful tresses air dry today because I just heard it’s a Spare the Hair day.

This School Bus Walks Into a Bar

Long, long ago, in a joke not too far away, Five Amigos walked into a bar and, as they say, the rest is history.  Actually, only three of the five have had their stories etched in the annals of bygone times but now, that’s about to change.

This school bus walks into a bar, orders a Shirley Temple, and stands off to the side waiting for his drink.  Quickly prepared, the beverage is placed on the bar and the large conveyance takes a sip but doesn’t move toward sitting down.  “Want a seat?” the bartender asks.  The transport looks up from his drink and says, “No thanks, I’ve got plenty.”

 

 

 

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