I’m not just a silly ‘walks into a bar’ joke type of guy and today I’ll prove it. Words and phrases have intrigued me for years and with the introduction of these “What Not Thoughts”, you’ll be introduced to some of that intrigue, unless you run and hide now before I launch into my latest craziness.
Ottoman Empire
It was reputed to be one of the most powerful states in the world during the 15th and 16th centuries but I think that must have been an overstatement. I mean, how much world domination could be expected from a bunch of foot rests?
Coffee Conundrum
Good thing I don’t care much for coffee, because if a drive through redwood is the experience of having a tree all around you on all sides of your car, I’m thinking a Drive Thru Espresso must be like a coffee car wash.
English Grammar
I read that William Sydney Porter, better known by his pen name O. Henry, began writing his witty stories while in prison for embezzlement. Guess that lends credibility to the saying that con text is everything.
Three is often considered a magic number and since that’s how many “What Not Thoughts” I’ve presented here, I’ll rest for the time being and start collecting my ideas for my next foray into the Laughter League.