Monthly Archives: May 2021

This Computer Mouse Walks Into a Bar

I’ve written jokes about some pretty strange things walking into a bar, such as a rake; a tube of lipstick; and a tape dispenser; so you probably won’t be surprised to learn that a computer mouse has already been featured here. But that little critter was part of the Five Amigos, while today’s techie is in a world all her own.

This computer mouse walks into the bar, orders a drink and then jumps up on the counter and starts controlling everything in the room.

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Knock Knock

There’s a lot I love about my wife, and near the top is her sense of humor. Not only can she be funny, but her speed at coming up with the jokes sometimes leaves me laughing so hard, I’m nearly breathless; as in today’s first ‘Couple’s Comedy‘ post.

We were heading off to sleep one night, when I asked my wife if I could tell her a Knock-Knock joke I’d just created. Here’s how that exchange took place…

  • Husband: Hey honey, I’ve got a new Knock-Knock joke. Can I share it with you?
  • Wife: OK.
  • Husband: Knock-Knock…
  • Wife: I’m too tired to get up and answer the door.

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BOOM! My laughter exploded (and so did hers) and there wasn’t any way I was going to share my joke with her then. Why bother…we already had all the laughter we could handle. I never resented not being able to tell her my new funny, and especially not, a few months after the initial incident, when I began to tell ‘her’ joke to people, and realized I had no recollection of the Knock-Knock joke I wanted to tell her that night.

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