This yellow school bus, a computer mouse, credit card, a urinal, and a letter opener all walk into a bar to celebrate five years of friendship.  Ok, not really.  That would be silly plus I haven’t the faintest idea how to come up with one punch line for five inanimate objects.  However, I do have individual jokes for each of these five amigos, so which should I write about today.  Let’s see…

This letter opener walks into the bar, orders a drink and an appetizer and looks for a place to get a little work done while he’s enjoying his break. An off-duty postman sees the paper knife scanning the room, gets his attention and calls out, “Want to slit over here?”

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