If you’ve been around my funny stories for long, you’ve heard about the Five Amigos, and know that the yellow school bus, a letter opener, urinal and a credit card have already had their day in the fun.  With today’s laugher, the computer mouse finally gets her time on stage.

This computer mouse walks into a bar and is immediately assaulted by the sound of a man swearing at the top of his lungs.  Being used to taking control of everything in front of her, she walks over to the bartender, who is calling authorities, grabs his keys and immediately starts moving the curser toward a storage room, where she locks him up until the police arrive.

Now that you’ve had a chuckle (or two), find out how to vote!  Hint, hint…glasses slapping on the bar.

Five Amigos were introduced to this blog in February of this year, and already, the letter opener and the credit card have walked into a bar hopefully to the chuckles of many readers.  With today’s joke, that leaves just the computer mouse and yellow school bus to make their way to a local tavern.

This Urinal Walks Into a Bar and orders his favorite drink.  The owner of the bar, a good friend, walks up to say hi and immediately notices a difference in her pal.  “Heat getting to you today my friend,” the concerned lady says.  “No”, the urinal replies quizzically, “why do you ask?”  “Well just noticed you looked a little more flushed than usual.”

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This yellow school bus, a computer mouse, credit card, a urinal, and a letter opener all walk into a bar to celebrate five years of friendship.  Ok, not really.  That would be silly plus I haven’t the faintest idea how to come up with one punch line for five inanimate objects.  However, I do have individual jokes for each of these five amigos, so which should I write about today.  Let’s see…

This letter opener walks into the bar, orders a drink and an appetizer and looks for a place to get a little work done while he’s enjoying his break. An off-duty postman sees the paper knife scanning the room, gets his attention and calls out, “Want to slit over here?”

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