Earlier this year, in another joke, I referenced a yellow school bus, a computer mouse, a credit card, a urinal, and a letter opener as upcoming subjects of a joke.  The letter opener had his moment of fame and now it’s time for one of the other Five Amigos.

This credit card walks into a bar and orders a Mojito.  After taking the first sip, he slams the glass onto the bar and grumbles loudly to the bartender, “Hey, the soda water in this drink is flat.”  The bartender looks over at him and retorts sharply, “So are you and I don’t see anyone complaining.”

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