On my Facebook page dedicated to ‘Walks Into a Bar’ jokes, I’ve already shared the stories of a plush toy cow, an oyster and a pearl, an apathetic man, a little girl, and a box of paper clips, but that’s not my first joke for this blog. That honor goes to…
A Cereal Bar from Trader Joe’s
Trader Joe’s has a line of cereal bars and I picked up the apple box expecting to find the punch line of the joke somewhere on the wrapper of the bar. I was disappointed when no such funny ending was found but at least I enjoyed the snack. My wife pointed out that the real joke was the name of the food item…This apple walks into a bar (cereal bar, that is). Seemed to me though the store had made a big mistake by not writing jokes for each fruit flavor and I chose to do something about it.
What Happened Next
I emailed Trader Joe’s with my first joke and offered to write them for each variety of cereal bar they produced. I received a polite response which left me thinking my next career would probably not be writing jokes for a supermarket chain and shortly thereafter, the idea to go social happened. Here is that first joke.
So this apple walks into a bar and sits next to this beautiful blonde. He looks at her and says, “Hey sweet thing, you’re a peach I could sink my teeth into.” “And you”, the blonde replied sarcastically, “are rotten to the core.”
In retrospect, I think it could have been written better and maybe I’ll reintroduce the joke later. From the apple bar, I moved on to another flavor, but that’s a post for another day.
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