<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" > <channel> <title>EMT – Walks Into a Bar…</title> <atom:link href="http://www.walksintoabar.net/tag/emt/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /> <link>http://www.walksintoabar.net</link> <description>A place where everybody knows how to laugh!</description> <lastBuildDate>Sat, 16 Mar 2019 22:25:47 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en-US</language> <sy:updatePeriod> hourly </sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency> 1 </sy:updateFrequency> <generator>https://wordpress.org/?v=5.9.10</generator> <item> <title>This EMT Walks Into a Bar</title> <link>http://www.walksintoabar.net/this-emt-walks-into-a-bar/</link> <comments>http://www.walksintoabar.net/this-emt-walks-into-a-bar/#respond</comments> <dc:creator><![CDATA[2elderpreneurs]]></dc:creator> <pubDate>Sat, 16 Mar 2019 22:25:03 +0000</pubDate> <category><![CDATA[~Walks Into a Bar]]></category> <category><![CDATA[EMT]]></category> <category><![CDATA[First Responders]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Google Search]]></category> <category><![CDATA[pick-up line]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Tribute to First Responders]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.walksintoabar.net/?p=425</guid> <description><![CDATA[Our first responders are, thankfully, always there for us but sometimes, like in today’s story, the emergency turns out differently than they expected. But it all started when… This EMT Walks Into a Bar and is startled to see a woman lying on the floor and no one showing any concern. Rushing toward her to […]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Our first responders are, thankfully, always there for us but sometimes, like in today’s story, the emergency turns out differently than they expected. But it all started when…</p> <p><strong>This EMT Walks Into a Bar</strong> and is startled to see a woman lying on the floor and no one showing any concern. Rushing toward her to help, he asks the bartender over his shoulder, “Any idea what the lady’s problem is?” The man drawing beer, says, “Oh she just fell for a pick-up line.”</p> <div id="attachment_73" style="width: 310px" class="wp-caption alignleft"><img aria-describedby="caption-attachment-73" class="size-medium wp-image-73" src="http://www.walksintoabar.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Glasses-on-the-bar-6a-300x130.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="130" srcset="http://www.walksintoabar.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Glasses-on-the-bar-6a-300x130.jpg 300w, http://www.walksintoabar.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Glasses-on-the-bar-6a-624x271.jpg 624w, http://www.walksintoabar.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Glasses-on-the-bar-6a.jpg 770w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /><p id="caption-attachment-73" class="wp-caption-text">Time to Vote</p></div> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p>Before you vote, hop on over to <a href="https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=tribute+to+first+responders" target="_blank" rel="noopener"><span style="color: #0000ff;">this Google search page</span></a> of ‘Tributes to First Responders’ and check out some of the great things said about these wonderful people. Then, if you don’t know how our voting works, check out <span style="color: #0000ff;"><a style="color: #0000ff;" href="http://www.walksintoabar.net/how-to-vote/">this helpful page</a></span>.</p> <p> </p> <p><a class="a2a_button_facebook" href="https://www.addtoany.com/add_to/facebook?linkurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.walksintoabar.net%2Fthis-emt-walks-into-a-bar%2F&linkname=This%20EMT%20Walks%20Into%20a%20Bar" title="Facebook" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank"></a><a class="a2a_button_twitter" href="https://www.addtoany.com/add_to/twitter?linkurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.walksintoabar.net%2Fthis-emt-walks-into-a-bar%2F&linkname=This%20EMT%20Walks%20Into%20a%20Bar" title="Twitter" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank"></a><a class="a2a_button_email" href="https://www.addtoany.com/add_to/email?linkurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.walksintoabar.net%2Fthis-emt-walks-into-a-bar%2F&linkname=This%20EMT%20Walks%20Into%20a%20Bar" title="Email" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank"></a><a class="a2a_dd addtoany_share_save addtoany_share" href="https://www.addtoany.com/share#url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.walksintoabar.net%2Fthis-emt-walks-into-a-bar%2F&title=This%20EMT%20Walks%20Into%20a%20Bar" data-a2a-url="http://www.walksintoabar.net/this-emt-walks-into-a-bar/" data-a2a-title="This EMT Walks Into a Bar"></a></p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.walksintoabar.net/this-emt-walks-into-a-bar/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>