Usually, makeup is found in the bathroom. Occasionally, it might accompany you in the car, especially on longer excursions.  But you’ll not find it out shopping by itself, attending a concert, or standing in line waiting to vote in an election.  But having a drink now and then is another story so I wasn’t surprised when…

This Lipstick Tube Walked into a Bar and ordered a round of drinks for the house.  As the guests were being served and learned of their benefactor, they stood and applauded the cosmetic specialist.  The bartender let her know the tab, and a look of embarrassment and horror suddenly crossed her face as she realized her wallet was at home.  She immediately called everyone’s attention to her situation and began explaining, in meticulous details, not only the current humiliating story but others that had plagued her through-out the years. The bartender finally said, “Stop!  Why are you going on and on?”  The tube looked up and replied, “Because I’m not the type that just glosses over things.”

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