I think I’m going to report my doctor to the medical authorities, for willful failure to maintain our hospital’s, clearly posted, and required health standards.
Recently, after the good M.D. had completed our appointment and was preparing to leave, I stood and moved toward the sink in the room. I placed myself on one side of it and asked him if he didn’t think he should bring the next person being treated to stand on the other side facing me, so that he could comply with the clear instructions on the sign. When he looked at me questioningly, I pointed to the directive over the washbasin (here’s the exact sign with the section in question clearly marked) and said, “Don’t you want to follow the requirements and wash between patients?”
Showing his total disdain for my concern, he laughed and then, while continuing to chuckle, walked out the door. I felt like he thought the whole thing was a joke.
You just read my first Sign-a-tology joke but there’s so much more to laugh over (I hope) on my site and for a sampling you can check out these other Laughter Categories…
And of course, if you’re not brave enough to jump into a joke unprepared, you could always hop on over to the page where I sort of define what types of jokes each of these categories will include.