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This Bicycle walks into a bar

Like many commuters , I utilize a combination of ride-sharing and rapid transit to get around and am always looking for material for new jokes.  After getting off my BART train this week and waiting for the next leg of my trip, this funny idea biked right up to me.

This bicycle walks into a bar with every type of flying insect smashed into his face.  The bartender looks at him knowingly and says, “Just got off the bus?”

Glasses on the bar 5a

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