<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" > <channel> <title>tape dispenser – Walks Into a Bar…</title> <atom:link href="http://www.walksintoabar.net/tag/tape-dispenser/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /> <link>http://www.walksintoabar.net</link> <description>A place where everybody knows how to laugh!</description> <lastBuildDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2019 17:12:19 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en-US</language> <sy:updatePeriod> hourly </sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency> 1 </sy:updateFrequency> <generator>https://wordpress.org/?v=5.9.10</generator> <item> <title>This Tape Dispenser Walks Into a Bar</title> <link>http://www.walksintoabar.net/this-tape-dispenser-walks-into-a-bar/</link> <comments>http://www.walksintoabar.net/this-tape-dispenser-walks-into-a-bar/#respond</comments> <dc:creator><![CDATA[2elderpreneurs]]></dc:creator> <pubDate>Wed, 19 Apr 2017 22:24:45 +0000</pubDate> <category><![CDATA[~Walks Into a Bar]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Office Supplies]]></category> <category><![CDATA[tape dispenser]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.walksintoabar.net/?p=280</guid> <description><![CDATA[We all know how valuable the right kind of adhesive can be for a project at home but did you know that’s not the only place these tools of the trade can help out? This Tape Dispenser Walks Into a Bar, orders her favorite beverage and an appetizer, and heads to the table she always […]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We all know how valuable the right kind of adhesive can be for a project at home but did you know that’s not the only place these tools of the trade can help out?</p> <p><strong>This Tape Dispenser Walks Into a Bar</strong>, orders her favorite beverage and an appetizer, and heads to the table she always occupies. The owner walks over carrying her order and with a grateful smile, asks if he can sit down. “Of course,” the diminutive office accessory said.</p> <p>“I just want to thank you,” he began with a strained voice. “We’re having a rough time gaining new customers, so your patronage means so much to us. Please don’t misunderstand, but with all the options in town, why do you keep coming back?”</p> <p>Looking up at him and smiling, she said, “Well that’s easy…when I like something, I stick to it.”</p> <p><img loading="lazy" class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-60" src="http://www.walksintoabar.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Glasses-on-the-bar-4a-300x121.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="121" srcset="http://www.walksintoabar.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Glasses-on-the-bar-4a-300x121.jpg 300w, http://www.walksintoabar.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Glasses-on-the-bar-4a.jpg 502w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /></p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p>After the joke comes the vote…how many glasses are you going to <span style="color: #0000ff;"><a style="color: #0000ff;" href="http://www.walksintoabar.net/how-to-vote/">slap on the bar</a></span> for this one?</p> <p><a class="a2a_button_facebook" href="https://www.addtoany.com/add_to/facebook?linkurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.walksintoabar.net%2Fthis-tape-dispenser-walks-into-a-bar%2F&linkname=This%20Tape%20Dispenser%20Walks%20Into%20a%20Bar" title="Facebook" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank"></a><a class="a2a_button_twitter" href="https://www.addtoany.com/add_to/twitter?linkurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.walksintoabar.net%2Fthis-tape-dispenser-walks-into-a-bar%2F&linkname=This%20Tape%20Dispenser%20Walks%20Into%20a%20Bar" title="Twitter" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank"></a><a class="a2a_button_email" href="https://www.addtoany.com/add_to/email?linkurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.walksintoabar.net%2Fthis-tape-dispenser-walks-into-a-bar%2F&linkname=This%20Tape%20Dispenser%20Walks%20Into%20a%20Bar" title="Email" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank"></a><a class="a2a_dd addtoany_share_save addtoany_share" href="https://www.addtoany.com/share#url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.walksintoabar.net%2Fthis-tape-dispenser-walks-into-a-bar%2F&title=This%20Tape%20Dispenser%20Walks%20Into%20a%20Bar" data-a2a-url="http://www.walksintoabar.net/this-tape-dispenser-walks-into-a-bar/" data-a2a-title="This Tape Dispenser Walks Into a Bar"></a></p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.walksintoabar.net/this-tape-dispenser-walks-into-a-bar/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>