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					<description><![CDATA[We all know how valuable the right kind of adhesive can be for a project at home but did you know that&#8217;s not the only place these tools of the trade can help out? This Tape Dispenser Walks Into a Bar, orders her favorite beverage and an appetizer, and heads to the table she always [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We all know how valuable the right kind of adhesive can be for a project at home but did you know that&#8217;s not the only place these tools of the trade can help out?</p>
<p><strong>This Tape Dispenser Walks Into a Bar</strong>, orders her favorite beverage and an appetizer, and heads to the table she always occupies.  The owner walks over carrying her order and with a grateful smile, asks if he can sit down.  “Of course,” the diminutive office accessory said.</p>
<p>“I just want to thank you,” he began with a strained voice.  “We’re having a rough time gaining new customers, so your patronage means so much to us.  Please don’t misunderstand, but with all the options in town, why do you keep coming back?”</p>
<p>Looking up at him and smiling, she said, “Well that’s easy…when I like something, I stick to it.”</p>
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