This cardiac specialist walks into a bar and tells the bartender he needs the strongest drink they have because of a potential work overload he’s facing, due to some terrible news he just learned at church.  Concerned, and a little confused, the mixologist asks him what he heard.

“The church is hosting a Christmas carol event later this week”, he began, as tears started to pour down his cheeks, “and one of my friends told me it was very likely that people would be singing their hearts out.”