Unlike my five most recent subjects of walks into a bar jokes, a daily deals coupon; computer mouse; tape dispenser; school bus; and urinal, most people would agree that a duck can, of course, walk into a bar.  I obviously think the others can too, but that’s what sets me slightly apart from some of my readers.  What humanity might not expect is for any bird to actually strut it’s stuff into a drinking establishment.  But that’s exactly what happened, so be prepared for your wings to flap hilariously as…

This Duck Walks Into a Bar and orders his favorite drink.  The server delivers the beverage to the table and the duck looks up at him and says, “Excuse me, could I get another glass…this one’s quacked.”

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