NOTE: New Submissions to the W.I.A.B. Challenge are Temporarily Suspended but please feel free to read on and see if you can come up with an idea you’d like to submit later.
The premise is simple. Suggest something that I can’t create a joke about, in the ‘walks into a bar’ genre, and you win the challenge. There may be some submissions I won’t accept as a challenge because of personal reasons but once I say yes, the challenge is on. The jokes will be posted on the blog and also our Facebook page.
What You Win!
Nothing…well sort of. You could say that you stumped the ‘comedic expert’ and brag to your friends how creative (or sneaky) you are. Of course you’d probably be slightly deceptive because that comedic expert thing doesn’t apply to me…yet. And you could get your ego on and just live in the glory of your victory. Then the only one being deceived would be you. Anyway winning isn’t everything? So just have fun and challenge away.
Submitting a Challenge
Send me an email with your hopefully stumping topic and I’ll get to work on it. As I can’t turn on my wit like a light bulb and since I actually have a life, I won’t guarantee how quickly the joke will be completed, but I can almost certainly say that you’ll be the first one to know, after my wife that is.
List of Submissions
The format is very basic. After each of the submissions below, add the words, ‘walks into a bar…’ and the joke starts after that. Some may be short, others long. There will be some major groaners and hopefully a few ROFLOL jokes. The main point is, the Challenger wins when I can’t come up with a joke.
- President Obama…
- This Good Day…
- This Shred Bin… (Challenged 5/2/16 – Wow…I’d better get to work on this one [12/2/17] )
- This Rake… (Challenged 12/1/17 – Thanks Chrissy)
- This Cement Mixer (Challenged 12/7/17) – By my GOOD friend Roy
- This Cheeseburger… (Challenged 3/28/18 – Thanks again Chrissy)
- This Snowman…(Challenged 3/28/18 – Chrissy is swamping me)
W.I.A.B. Challenge Score
Walks Into a Bar – 3 Challengers – 0